5 reasons to get to the Jenkintown Jazz and Brew Festival Sunday, Sept. 14

 

 

 

1. Jenkintown

Jenkintown is known for many things, including having two fire companies less than a block away from one another. Think of how safe you’ll feel. Almost makes you want to set yourself on fire, eh?

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Political Update: Jessica Alba is naked, bound and can’t vote : -( and Gov. Palin gets grilled and skewered

 

 

Scissors. Does anyone have blunt-pointed scissors?   
 

 
This is “Only You Can Silence Yourself,” the new ad campaign for Declare Yourself, the national nonpartisan, nonprofit org dedicated to getting out the youth vote for the 2008 elections.

Music News: Pink is a Scientologist? AC/DC in Wilkes-Barre, Philly and XPN hearts kids

 

 


[  ]  Hold on to your WASP-y asses, Doylestowners…Star magazine is reporting that Alecia Moore is turning toward Scientology. (ContactMusic.com)

Former Philly People: Fey, Obama and Michael Phelps on SNL this Saturday, trailer for Steve Lopez story-turned movie The Soloist

 

 


[   ]  After a year in which your show completely sucked ass, it makes sense that you book three of the hottest properties in pop culture on your fall season debut, Saturday Night Live.
        Tomorrow’s show (Sept. 13) will feature Olympian Michael Phelps as host, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) (UPDATE: He cancelled.) as a guest and almost certainly a turn from GOP VP candidate Gov. Sarah Palin (Ala.)-played by former SNLer Tina Fey of Upper Darby. NBC10 at 11:30 p.m.(AP)
 
Lil’ Wayne is musical guest, though. Ugh.
 
 
 
[   ]  Here’s a trailer for the Robert Downey Jr. / Jamie Foxx film The Soloist, which is based on a story done by former Inky/current Los Angeles Times columnist Steve Lopez. It hits theaters Nov. 21.
 

Weekend Planner: Cheech and Chong, Shamrock Festival, Dana Gould and the start of Restaurant Week

 

 

Friday, September 12
 
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Tour and Game Show at UPenn: 6 p.m.
 
Eastern League Championship Series Game Three- Trenton Thunder vs. Akron Aeros at Waterfront Park, Trenton: 6:05 p.m.
 
The Dance of the Ripe Tomatoes Block Party- 25th anniversary of White Dog Cafe (3420 Sansom Street, 215-386-9224): 6:30 p.m.
 
Cheech and Chong reunite at the Tower Theater: 7:30 p.m.

VIDEO: Posting it on here, boss.

 

 

A nod to an all-time Philly EDGE favorite: Cool Hand Luke. A brand new deluxe edition DVD of the 1967 film was released at stores Tuesday.
 

 
Do not tell us you have not seen this film. It’ll just make us judge you harshly. Just thinking about this and Paul Newman’s recent heath woes makes us miss him already.

News to Reuse: Wonder Woman > Sarah Palin, You ugly; you ugly! Even yo’ momma say... and Philly man has shart attack

 

 


[  ]  Lynda Carter, some of you know her as the 1970’s version of Wonder Woman (right), chatted with FoPE Victor Fiorillo at Phillymag in advance of her three weeks of singing shows at Harrah’s in Atlantic City and she HAMMERED Republican vice-presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin (Ala.) (The Daily Examiner)

Seen in the ’Burbs: No Illegal Dumping in Tullytown

 

 

Open-door policy on spelling errors though, eh?
 

 
And, after all, why break the law when there is so much LEGAL dumping east of Rt. 13 and Levittown Parkway in Tullytown (BucksCo), where this fine sign at the Wal Mart construction site is located.

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Your Thursday: Old City Thursdays, UFO discussion group and College Night in Ambler

 

 

Last night for Old City Thursdays: 5 p.m.
 
$2.50 Oranjeboom bottles at Stephanie’s, Doylestown
 
Monthly open forum UFO discussion group. Really. Germ Books, Philadelphia”: 6:30 p.m.

Philly EDGE Scrapple: The Wrestler, Terrence Howard and Pumpkin Spice and Caramel Apple Kisses

 

 


  
[  ]   The Wrestler, the Mickey Rourke film partially shot in Philly earlier this year, was picked up by Fox Searchlight in Toronto this week after it won the top award at the Venice Film Festival last week. (New York Times)

VIDEO: This is as close as you’ll get to the ‘Sunny’ cast this week

 

 

We don’t know what the fuck happened, but there is still a game show planned for the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia tour stop at Penn (originally scheduled for today) tomorrow (Sept. 12) at Penn. The new season debuts Sept. 18 at 10 p.m. on FX.
 

News to Reuse: Pa. smoking ban, like smokers in many parts of the state, has no teeth and Least. Surprising. News. Ever.

 

 


[  ]   Smoking ban in ‘full’ effect….BUT the state department charged with administering the law admits it, uh…can’t. (shhhh!) (Courier Times)
 
From the story:

Your Wednesday: Smoke ‘em before you don’t got ‘em!, Sons of Anarchy and Discover Jenkintown!

 

 


Admit it: If you could have used asbestos or lead paint in your house, you would have. Think of it as retro-cool self harm. ;)
     Well sparky, this is your last night to smoke at (most) bars in the Pennsylvania suburbs. If you aren’t a smoker- give it a shot…. Should be a lot easier to quit these days, no?
     Find a bar in Bucks or Montco here.

Philly Sports Backwash: Phils playoff ticket instructions and more Red Bull Derby highlights

 

 

[  ]    (Incredibly optimistic) non-season ticket holder Phillies fans who are interested in obtaining playoff tickets for the three (potential) rounds of the Major League Baseball playoffs at Citizens Bank Park will need to register at the Phillies Web site by September 17. (Philly.com)

Dept. of No Effing Way: Man attacked with hammer on SEPTA has cell phone stolen by ANOTHER guy

 

 


That’s right, 20-year-old beating victim Dewayne Taylor, who was attacked on a Broad Street Line SEPTA train in this video (allegedly by 26-year-old Thomas Scantling) from last week, lost his cell phone during the beating.
 

Washington Post does story on Doylestown; villagers lock everyone under 30 away ‘til writer leaves

 

 


All in all, Sue Kovach Shuman’s story is a wonderful love letter to the Bucks County seat, but it does drip with unmistakable irony that only an incredibly cynical motherfucker would point out (bold)…
 

Philly EDGE’s BIG Concert List: Sept. 10-16

 
The Barbary
951 Frankford Ave (At Frankford and Columbus Blvd)
Philadelphia
Tickets: 1.866.468.7619

Track of the Week: “Irish Whiskey” by Illinois

 

While we pine for their full length debut on Chrysalis, Bucks band Illinois is not sleeping, instead the gents are touring with The Kooks, whose routing will bring the bill to the Electric Factory on Monday, Sept. 15.

News to Reuse: Last day of smoking at Pa. bars, Montco man sues Barack Obama and The Gallery Casino?

 

 


[  ]   This is the last day for bar goers to puff at bars which have not been granted an exemption from Pennsylvania’s new smoking ban. (phillyBurbs)
 
From the story:

Political Update: Obama to open Pa. offices like they were Subways (without that stank smell) and Palinmania continues unabated

 

 


[  ]   Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) opened 35 more offices Tuesday including posts in Bristol and Ambler. (Courier Times blog)
 
Cool, cool…but what about the merch? How about an action figure or a t-shirt?

Food News: Stephen Starr pisses on the suburbs, Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Jose Garces: author

 

 


 
[  ]   Philly restaurateur Stephen Starr (right) chatted with Inky food guru Craig LaBan at Philly.com Tuesday. Turns out, Starr’s not big on the suburbs.
 

Your Tuesday: Smoke Out Party in Glenside, an Eagle in Feasterville and Art of the Brick in South Philly

 

 

Smoke Out Party – and only three nights of suburban puffing left anywhere – at Plush, Glenside.
 
$2.50 Coors Lights and the Phillies game at Champps, KoP
 
Eagles LB Stewart Bradley makes a stop in Feasterville. Go for him, not the hospitality. 7 p.m.

Music News: Clap Your Hands Say The Barbary, Langhorne Slim, Rock Band 2 and new Metallica on sale Friday

 

 


 
[  ]   Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, the 2005 blog-crush band with a Philly streak, is due back in town this month with shows at The Barbary on Sept. 16 and 30.
 

VIDEO: The Big LEGOwski

 

 

 

 In honor of the release of 10th anniversary edition DVD of The Big Lebowski, check The Dude, Donny and Walter out- LEGO style. (NSFW language)

News to Reuse: SEPTA hammer attack video, Cy Lidge and more on suburban drugs and (white) trash

 

 

[  ]  Video evidence picks up a SEPTA hammer attack story from last week and blows it up. Dude was just sitting there when BAM: Hammer time! (KYW, CBS 3, NBC 10 and Fox29) Video below.

Suburban Decay: Snurfs in Newtown Twp. and trash in Tullytown

 

 


[ ]   Four students at Council Rock North High School in Newtown Twp.were treated for effects encountered from using a hallucinogenic drug called “snurf” on Monday, police said. (Courier Times blog and CBS3)

Music News: Sharon Little, Circa Survive and An Albatross (UPDATED 9-9-08)

 

 


[  ]  Nod to suburban Philly native (and former Lady on the EDGE) Sharon Little (right) who is briefly profiled in the latest issue of Rolling Stone (with Upper Darby’s own Sarah Palin-impersonator-to-be, Tina Fey, on the cover).

Your Monday: Phils back home, Oates (no Hall) in Sellersville and Monday Night Football

 


Sweet Jesus! We never thought we’d get to see a pic of the Phils Ballgirls (and P.A. announcer Dan Baker!) in their hot pants, much less use one in a post.   Anyway, the Phils start a three-gamer with Florida tonight at The Bank at 7:05 p.m. Fwiw- weekday games are about your only chance to still see a game in-person this season. …And the Fish, and the back of the Phils rotation, scare us. Where are Jim Kaat and Randy Lerch when you need them?

VIDEO: Fly Eagles Fly...onto the living room floor

 

 

Ah, football season in Philadelphia, where people drink (and spell) for every touchdown.
This is what happens after that.
 

 
NOT what John Facenda thought about when narrating NFL Films.

VIDEO: Red Bull carts replace Santa Claus?

 

 

Perhaps lazy writers around the country will change up their old trope: “In Philadelphia, where fans once booed Santa Claus people who rolled down a steep, wet street as more than three inches of rain fell…
 

 
They do, however, love their Mayor.
 
More highlights:
 

News to Reuse: Call him D-Jack, Oh noes: The smoking ban cometh! and radio format flip punches Dave Koz in the nuts

 

 

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[  ] While remembering Freddie Mitchell had good games too, Eagles rookie wide receiver DeSean Jackson is The Next Big (Green) Thing. (phillyBurbs)

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