Witch, O witch, wicked witch
incline your ear to me
I cry for you all day and night
please cast a spell on me

Witch, O witch, wicked witch
I put my trust in you
Whatever you will do to me
I always will be true

Witch, O witch, wicked witch
make my heart and spirit glad
Cast an evil spell on me
turn me into something mad

Witch, O witch, wicked witch
your witchcraft harm or charm me
My life shall be a sacrifice
devoted just to thee

Witch, O witch, wicked witch
my soul suffers anguish and desire
Prove me, try me as silver is tried
send me through water and burning fire

Has anyone actually gotten out to see this one yet? It is getting terrific reviews, which always makes me suspicious.

I just got an e-mail from Jim's mailing list that his first ever stand-up CD, "Jim Florentine LIVE: Get the Kids Out of the Room," is out.

He's the dude who does Special Ed on Crank Yankers and is a regular guest on The Howard Stern Show.

http://www.jimflorentine.com/

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Is this really the start of a whole new season tonight? Life is good!

The man who first made the bucket hat look cool, Bob "Gilligan" Denver, died today.
Though it has been rumored, Philly EDGE could not confirm that President Bush asked the media not to blame FEMA for not rescuing Gilligan quickly enough from the island that he once shared with the Howells, the Professor, Ginger, Mary Ann and the Skipper.

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