The plot keywords found on the Internet Movie Database aren't there just to help people remember the title of that one movie where the guy in the headband kisses his thumb (it's Megaforce, if anyone out there actually cares) they're also there in order to make mediocre movies sound a hell of a lot more interesting then they have any right to be. Below are just a few faintly offputting examples of what can be found on the IMDB. Enjoy!

The Film: The Pest

The Keywords:  Fake Blindness/ Fart/ Vomit/ Desert Eagle

The Film: The Shaggy Dog (2006)