[ ]   Brian’s Harley-Davidson (600 S. Flowers Mill Road, Langhorne; 215.752.9400) has a spring fashion show and charity auction event tonight from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. hosted by Pierre Robert of WMMR-FM (93.3). All proceeds will benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

 

[ ]   This is the final weekend to take in Noteworthy Women: An Exhibition of Portraits, featuring art created by students of Jenkintown High School at Hiway Theatre (212 Old York Road, Jenkintown).

 

[ ]   Endless Campaign:

 

-         Dem. pres. hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton (NY) did a humorous walk-on to last night’s broadcast of The Colbert Report, which was broadcast from Philly. (phillyBurbs via AP)

 

-         Clinton’s opponent for the nomination, Sen. Barack Obama, former candidate Sen. John Edwards (NC) and Rep. Patrick Murphy (D-Bucks) also appeared (his video below).

 

 

-         A Sen. Obama rally on Independence Mall, along with a sold-out Phillies Mets game (with Cole Hamels facing Johan Santana), will make driving around Center City a friggin’ mess tonight. (Inky)

      …Wanna go? Gotta RSVP. And hope traffic doesn’t eff you up.

 

-         Sen. Obama has a whistle-stop style train tour scheduled for tomorrow going from Wynnewood to Harrisburg. (Courier Times blog)

 

-         Former President Bill Clinton will be in both Fort Washington and Lansdale today. (Inky)

 

 

[ ]  Dept. of No Fucking Shit: Robberies on SEPTA are up. (Inky)

 

 

[ ]  A guy dressed in a female bathing suit faces allegations of masturbating in public in Bensalem. (Courier Times)

 

From the story:

 

A 69-year-old man wearing a female's bathing suit was allegedly masturbating in a minivan in the parking lot of the Delaware River Access Park in Bensalem Thursday afternoon….

 

Police officers were dispatched to the parking lot on Station Avenue and State Road about 2:45 p.m. for the report. …The man was apparently masturbating and continued to do so even after he was asked to stop, according to court records. County Park Rangers said police found sex toys, pieces of other female clothing and various letters detailing sexual activity.

 

[ ]  Pennsbury H.S. students turn trash they picked up into ‘trashy art.’ (Courier Times)

 

[ ]   Longtime E Street Band member, and Flemington, NJ native Danny Federici died Thursday after a long battle with melanoma. (AP via phillyBurbs)

 

 

[ ]  Tonight’s Colbert Report will be the last broadcast from Philly. Scheduled to appear are Sen. Hillary Clinton and Rep. Patrick “President of Eagles Nation” Murphy (D-Bucks). Our call on the best guest so far: Gov. Ed Rendell, who came across as he always does: a man of, and for, his constituents.

And there was this:

[ ]  Endless Campaign:

 

- Near as we can tell – and it was tough with Phils-Astros and Top Chef on TV opposite the event – the only highlight of last night’s debate between Democratic presidential candidates Sens. Hillary ‘Yes, She Can” Clinton (NY) and Barack “No She Won’t” Obama (Ill.) was just behind Rep. Joe Sestak (D-7)  in this clip:

 

Doylestown’s own Aderbat is very busy.

 

In addition to shows at The Moose Lodge in Doylestown this Friday and at Johnny Brenda’s in Fishtown next Wednesday (w/Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin), the band is getting ready to release its new EP, Man Overboard, at the end of this month.

We couldn’t help but notice this clip on Philadelphia WillDo yesterday, which features the lovely and talented Dorothy Krysiuk of Fox29 mock butt slapping (via green screen) Shawn Hill, a New Jersey man who has become “the Philadelphia Flyers' unofficial Dancing Mascot” and - given the Flyers 2-1 lead in their Stanley Cup Playoff series against the Caps - a good luck charm. And then…

 [ ]   The Roots opened Tuesday’s Colbert Report from Philly with the show’s theme.