Weekend Planner: Beer Dinner in Newtown, an Albatross in Fishtown, Monster Mania in Cherry Hill, Sunshine in Phoenixville

 

 

Friday, August 22
 
Leinenkugel Beer Dinner at the Brick Hotel, Newtown: 7:30 p.m.
 
Win a mountain bike at Franziskaner beer night at the Newportville Inn, Newportville; 7 p.m.
 

See Chewbacca, girls in hot pants, tonight at Citizens Bank Park

 
 

Not that there was anything wrong with the Santa elf costumes…but the Phillies Ballgirls in 1970s hot pants will be much better, no?

 

 
The Phillies will host the Dodgers at The Bank at 7:05 p.m. tonight for the first of a four-game series. Now down two-and-one-half games to the Metropolitans, the pressure is on the Phils, who will be on national TV four times in the next seven days, says Larry Shenk.

News to Reuse: OMFG! Barry txtd his VP!, Bucks bar owner blames township for troubles and Eagles on TV vs. the Patriots

 

 


[  ]   The world waits as presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is expected to announce his vice-presidential running mate – via text message and e-mail – sometime today. (phillyBurbs via AP)

Your Thursday: Elton Brand in Bala Cynwyd, beers in Newtown and wings in North Hills

 

 

Elton Brand at Acme in Bala Cynwyd: 4 p.m.
 
Live Band Karaoke at Paddy Whacks, 2nd and South streets: 9 p.m.
 
Domestic pints are half-price at Isaac’s Newton’s, Newtown: 10 p.m.- 12 .am.

Music News: Think Pink, Springsteen’s HersheyPark trip and Rittenhousing with Capitol Years

 

 

 

 [ ]  Alecia Moore has released “So What” the new single from her new album. Captures from the video, which was, sadly, not filmed in her native Doylestown, at Philebrity.

Philly Sports Backwash: Elton Brand in Bala, all Orlando Magics look the same? and Phils give away cheap wieners on Gay Night

 

 

[ ]   Fans can meet new Sixer Elton Brand, and the Sixers dancers, at the Acme (121 East City Ave. Bala Cynwyd) from 4 p.m.- 7 p.m. today. It’s all part of the Stuff the Bus campaign to fill a school bus with school supplies, which will then be donated for use for needy children of the School District of Philadelphia.

VIDEO: At this point, we might vote for this guy

 

 

The campaign trail: Doylestown:

 

Experience Bucks County

News to Reuse: Nothing says Bucks County like George W and a list of DUI checkpoints in the suburbs this weekend and next

 


[  ]  Dept. of Cornier Than Thanksgiving Day Poop: After keeping us waiting, like, forever, the Bucks County Conference and Visitors Bureau has unleashed the fury of its new internet video ad campaign, which features the fucking guy at right as George Washington, who is making “a comeback” with the intent of besting senators McCain and Obama in this fall’s election. (Courier Times)

Food News: Royersford man cracks Chestnut, Domino’s Pizza offers Philly Cheese Steaks and Sonic opens Tuesday in Bensalem

 

 


 
[  ]  Belated nod to Royersford (Montco) competitive eater “Humble” Bob Shoudt who defeated world-class eater, and reigning three-peat Wing Bowl and Nathan’s Fourth of July Hot Dog champ, Joey Chestnut in Bridgeport, Conn. last weekend to win an IFoCE rib-eating event. (Connecticut Post)

VIDEO: Fox 29 jumps in on the UFOs in Bucks County

 

 

Story and better quality clip here. Video below. Still no further word on the Discovery Channel’s findings.

VIDEO: Hot Dog Pig Races at the Middletown Grange Fair

 

Found the video for this and this

Philly EDGE's BIG Concert List Aug. 20-26

 
The Barbary
951 Frankford Ave (At Frankford and Columbus Blvd)
Philadelphia
Tickets: 1.866.468.7619

Track of the Week: “Live On” by Laura Cheadle

 
 

   
  There is a special place in Philly EDGE’s tiny black heart for the harmonica…and for women who can belt out a song.
    Laura Cheadle’s “Live On” has both of those- all from a Philly lady. She’ll play Saturday’s installment of the free-of-charge Beta Hi-Fi Music Festival at World Café Live, so it will cost you zero dollars to see her.

News to Reuse: Levittown woman’s poo is magic, developer fights for boobies in Morrisville, and move the drinking age to 18?

 
 

[ ]  The woman accused of vandalizing St. Mike’s in Levittown says she was trying to rid the parish of a hex. By shitting in the sanctuary. (Courier Times)
 
From the story:

Your Tuesday: Sling Blade rock in Sellersville, thrill in Cherry Hill and Bliss in NE Philly

 

 

 
Stanley Clarke, Marcus Miller and Victor Wooten at Keswick Theater, Glenside: 8 p.m.
 
Q102uesday – drinks specials, chicks and guys with too much hair product at Taylor’s, Cherry Hill

Music News: Hayley Williams does not swallow, Anthony Green on cover of AP and AC/DC to start tour thisclose to a Wal-Mart

 

[ ]  HAYLEY!...

 

…that’s not very ladylike. See more pictures of the lead vocalist of Paramore taken by PE freelancer Brian Hineline during last Friday night’s show at Festival Pier, here.

 
 
  

News to Reuse: A gold medal comes to Abington, Rep. Murphy to rep Bucks and signs in Newtown that do not involve M. Night

 

 


 
[  ] Belated nod to U Penn grad and Abington resident Susan Francia who was on the gold medal-winning-U.S. Olympic women's eight-person rowing team. (NBC 10 via WillDo)

Your Monday: Microbrew Monday in Maple Shade, Half-price wings in Hulmeville and Spike breaks the first rule of Fight Club

 

 

 
Microbrew Monday at PJ Whelihan’s in Maple Shade
 
$1 mini-burgers at Houlihan’s, Plymouth Meeting: 5 p.m.-7 p.m.
 
Half-price wings and $2 Miller Lite drafts at the Hulmeville Inn: 8 p.m.

Bar News: Ladies Nights at bars officially outlawed, Blue Comet now operating as BYOB and why no washers courts at bars?

 

 


[ ]   Just in case you ever wondered… Promotions at bars which provide for a sort of gender discrimination – i.e. Ladies Nights – are prohibited. (Times Leader)
 
From the story:

Philly Gone National: Eagles cheerleader in Maxim, Jose Garces smacks down Flay and Pat’s in Esquire

 

 


[ ]   Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader Janelle Stangl is included in the pages of the September 2008 Maxim (with former tennis star Anna Kournikova on the cover) wearing nothing but a well placed Eagles flag and uh, bikini bottoms (at right).

VIDEO: You have a month’s notice: Always Sunny Season Four debuts Sept. 18

 

 

Philly EDGE would like to provide this public service announcement: 


 
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is set to debut its new season of shows on Thursday. Sept. 18 at 10 p.m. on FX. To hype the show, the cast is heading out on a publicity tour, which will have a live game show at each stop, including the Thursday, Sept. 11 12 (Changed late by FX. -Ed.) date at the Penn campus.

News to Reuse: Muppets NOT invading Oxford Valley Mall, Bucks Penn State streaker gets off (!) and a new bar in Manayunk (shock)

 

 


[  ]  Dept. of Big News Monday: The Oxford Valley Mall in Middletown is not closing. (Courier Times)
 
From the story: