Phaces of the Week: Apr. 21-25

 

 

3. George Stanford: Just try to get the melody out of yer head.
 
2. Chase Utley: Dude has 10 dingers in April AND the Phanatic on his back.
 
1. Hillary Clinton: We really can’t wait to see how she pulls the nomination off….we know it’s going to happen…Sayin’.

Weekend Planner: Baba-Boobies, Art Show and Art Crawl

 

 

Friday, Apr. 25
 
>>>In the same location of the former Crazy Horse Too, Rick’s Cabaret (2908 South Columbus Blvd. Philadelphia; 215.218.1040) marks its grand opening weekend with a VIP reception. Tonight’s guest: Howard Stern Show producer Gary Dell’Abate.

Philly Sports Backwash: Eagles Cheerleaders picked, Bucks guy in NFL Draft and Jayson Werth’s mom is a MILF

 

 

[ ]   When Phils OF (and landing strip-style soul patch-wearer) Jayson Werth homered in yesterday’s game against the Brewers, TV crews zoned in on his sexy-as-hell mom, Kim.
 
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News to reuse: Chewbacca and Han Solo die in fire in Bucks and Joyce Kilmer about to throwdown with Pearl S. Buck

 

 

[ ]   A Thursday fire in Bucks brought significant losses for one man.(Courier Times)
 
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From the story:
 
…For Joseph Yarnell, the blaze that consumed his family's Trenton Road home in Falls Thursday morning destroyed a piece of his childhood. …

Food News: Reigning Wing Bowl champ Chestnut moves on to asparagus (video), new burgers and a National Pretzel Day reminder

 

 [ ]  Joey Chestnut, the hated-in-Philly competitive eater who won his third straight Wing Bowl in February, just started blogging at YardBarker.

    Chestnut is readying himself for the Deep Fried Asparagus Eating Championship at the Stockton Asparagus Festival this Saturday (Apr. 26). Check the video below for his training regimen, which includes Rob Zombie, lots of water and pee that smells funny for weeks.

News to reuse: Levittown makes the Daily Show, T.O. to sue?, and The ‘Sexiest Woman in the World’

 

 

[ ]   The Daily Show with Jon Stewart aired a feature last night on the stark truth: Now that the Pa. primary is over, news networks do not care about Pennsylvania. At all…The show uses correspondents John Oliver and Jason Jones AND several places in Levittown (Bristol Twp.) and Fairless Hills, including the Dallas Diner, Jo-Jos Ice Cream, Levittown Lanes and Band Box Tavern, to illustrate the point.
 

OMG!: Somebody call 911, the Keswick Theatre has been attacked by the '80s!

 

 

   Two upcoming shows at the Keswick Theatre, the little venue that could, in Glenside (Montco), make for a serious flashback to 1985.
 
  >>>> Squeeze, with Chris Difford and Glenn Tillbrook (no Paul Carrack, sorry), are set to appear on Aug. 22 at 8 p.m. Tickets for the show cost $49.50 & $39.50.
 
   Now, we know that most of you are more familiar with “I said to my reflection: ‘Let’s get out of this place,’”   but we’d rather think “You wish you had a motor boat ; To pose around the harbour bar”…one of the classiest songs about sex EVER…and NO that is not Anthony Michael Hall singing below.
 

Philly EDGE’s BIG Concert List: Apr. 23-29

 

 

The Barbary
951 Frankford Ave (At Frankford and Columbus Blvd)
Philadelphia
Tickets: 1.866.468.7619

Track of the Week: “My Moon My Man” by Feist

 

 

We really wanted to use “1-2-3-4” because Miss Feist recently recorded a version with the muppets of Sesame Street… but the clip isn’t available yet. / types frownie face
 

News to reuse: Succubus finally has big ‘O’ after seven week political mindfuck, T.O. out of porn, good music by George

 

 

[ ] As we mentioned, Philly guy George Stanford was on Carson Daly last night, which featured the host briefly railing on American Idol, telling the story of how he found George at SXSW, and then this performance.
 
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Music News: Philly guy on Carson Daly Tuesday, Illinois on Weeds soundtrack, former Idol in Bucks hawking ice cream

 

 

[ ]  (UPDATED FROM YESTERDAY) Word came Friday that former Townhall-er, and current Island Records artist, George Stanford will be featured on Last Call with Carson Daly Tuesday (technically Wednesday) at 1:35 a.m. on NBC10.
 
From the man himself:

Philly Sports Backwash: Terrell Owens’ cameo in porn ?, Utley to walk on water and Flyers hope Heimlich is in goal tonight

 

 

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[ ]   As reported on both With Leather and KSK (those links are work safe, but keep clicking and eventually you’ll wind up looking at hardcore pics, folks), former Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens has a brief cameo in an online porn.

News to reuse: Turnout already heavy, Earth Day and Euro now >>> Dollar

 

 

[ ]  Endless Campaign ends today. (Courier Times)
 
-         Find out where/how to vote here.
 
-         See results here after 8 p.m.

Endless Campaign: Pa. Democratic primary simplified into two photos

 

 

While noting that phillyBurbs blogger Eric Gargiulo is reporting that Sens. Clinton, Obama AND McCain will all appear on WWE RAW! tonight – and that alone would seem to be reason enough not to cast a vote tomorrow – regardless of whom you support, isn’t this what it comes down to on the Dems.’ side?
 
Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) appeals to a younger audience (who really aren't sure of his policies)…

Still another half-naked local woman

 

 


In its ninth week, the Maxim Hometown Hotties contest somehow only finds one young lady from the area for guys to gawk at vote for:
 

Music News: Philly guy on Carson Daly, pictures from Lou Reed , Kate Nash shows

 

 

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[ ] Word came Friday that former Townhall-er, and current Island Records artist, George Stanford will be featured on Last Call with Carson Daly tonight Tuesday(technically Tuesday Wednesday) at 1:35 a.m. on NBC10.

News to reuse: Less than 24 hours ‘til polls open, Utley carries Phils, and free pretzels on Saturday

 

 

 
[ ] Endless Campaign: Dem. presidential hopefuls Sen. Hillary Clinton (NY) and Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) are hopscotch-ing the Keystone State today, the last full day before tomorrow’s elections. (Inky)
 
      Both have already been in Scranton and on Philly radio with Sen. Obama landing on Preston & Steve at WMMR-FM (93.3) (and breakfast at the Glider Diner! Best. Open-Face Turkey Sandwich. Ever.). He will appear on The Daily Show tonight.