Plenty of free parking.
A strip mall setting.
No cover.
You’re drinking in The ‘Burbs, my friend.
A two-night, four bar, Bucks and Montgomery County junket last Friday and Saturday nights was nearly a complete sausage party tour…
Fatty, generic, store brand, breakfast-style sausage at that.
Save for a few lithe lasses Saturday at The Black Bull in Holland, widespread evidence of suburban pulchritude was sparse.
Desperation, however, seemed widespread.
Meatheads in too-tight t-shirts. Badly done comb-overs. Bright white sneakers.
Nice.
The most notable instance occurred late Friday evening and early Saturday morning at The Freight House in Doylestown, a city which apparently has some citizens who are upset at the amount of teenage loitering that can often be seen at night in the Bucks County seat.

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