Simon Says...

 

 

Is American Idol's Simon Cowell nastier this season? Judge for yourself from these random quotes listed below.

 

- If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.

- If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

- If I could, I'd strip you naked and paint a frownie face on your ass.

- You look like Clay Aiken after he fell into a vat of pubic hair.

- If Hitler was just a little bit younger and a lot gayer he'd be you.

- I'm going to shank you prison style.

- My God. You're like a race riot wrapped within a holocaust wrapped within stirrup pants.

- It was a bit pitchy.