[  ]  More locals in Denver in addition to Eschaton (who saw Tucker Carlson and Jimmy Carter…Wooooooo?!?).

·         Spike TV (natch) is using Amber Lee “Obama Girl” Ettinger (right) for their Democratic Convention Coverage. The busty Ettinger is a native of Hazleton, Pa., which Philly EDGE believes neither major candidate has visited yet. Wonder why? Somehow we don’t think her tits will ask that question.

·          If we’re counting right, the Inky/DN/Philly.com has five folks in Denver. These four guys (right) and Dan Rubin.

·         KYW1060 has Larry Kane (unintentional Office-style hilarity in this clip) and also reporter Hadas Kuznits, who is showing she can handle video as well as radio. Here she talks to Philly Mayor Michael Nutter on the convention floor Monday night.

 

[  ]  While it is customary for the opposing party to keep their campaign efforts to a minimum during their opponents’ convention, Republican nominee-in-wait/Sen. John McCain (Az.) went one better Monday by accepting an entirely irrelevant and excessively hilarious endorsement: Daddy Yankee.

 

 

(Someone please make a clip of old, crusty news anchors all over the country saying Daddy Yankee in their best Kent Brockman monotone.)

 

 

[  ]  The Daily Show (finally) broadcasts from Denver tonight (11 p.m. Comedy Central). Apparently the whole Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Michelle Obama trifecta from last night was not worthy of a show, but Jon Stewart will be happy to talk to Gov. Tim Kaine (right), who was rumored to be a VP candidate last week (despite his Larry Fine meets Sling Blade haircut.)