[]  Dept. of Cheesecake: The Phillies Ballgirls model Alyssa Milano's Touch line of MLB clothing (video below). (NBC 10) ...And Sarge was excited about Alyssa's ink. (700 Level)

[]  Several proposals are under consideration for redeveloping the land around the Bucks County Playhouse in New Hope. (Intelligencer)

From the story:

...But the one that seemed to most interest both borough officials and Miller is an ambitious concept that calls for a small boutique hotel/conference center, a restaurant with outdoor seating, and an outdoor addition to the playhouse for free concert performances. A promenade along the river, that parallels Ferry Street then travels in an L-shape toward the playhouse, is featured too....

Between this and the new canal plan in Manayunk, we'll call that progress. Now, how about Bristol borough and the actual Delaware waterfront in the city?

[] Dept. of More Cheesecake: Philly.com has a sneak peek at the new Eagles Cheerleaders calendar which features the rah-rahs wearing bikinis made out of recyclable and eco-friendly materials such as whipped cream and dental floss. (Philly.com)

From the story:

...No, they don't get special lessons in dealing with Neanderthal fans - "I don't find our fans to be any more vulgar or abusive," she said - but the new squad has almost mastered the routines they'll perform for the first preseason game, (cheerleader and calendar model Stephanie Herzka) said....

The official unveiling of the calendar is Wednesday at an undisclosed location (you can still win entry), which may tell you all you need to know about Eagles fans.

[]  A fatal accident on I-95 and another involving a semi on the Boulevard have traffic all jacked up. (CBS3)

[]  Before you hit a bar for Happy Hour, check out Men's Health's Bartender's Guide to Happy Hour Hook-Ups. (MH) 
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