News to Reuse: Hula Hooping in the humidity, Rodney and Joanie are at large and Alyssa Milano will be at Citizens Bank Park

 

 

[] The entire Fox 29 Good Day Philadelphia team went outside the studio to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the hula hoop at the end of Tuesday morning's show. (FOX 29)   VIDEO here.
  

 

Three Hs are now five Hs: Hazy, hot, humid and hula hoop

 

 

 

 

 

[] If your suggestion is selected as the new name of the Hatboro Holiday Parade, you get to ride in the gala. (Courier Times blog)
   

 

For Philly EDGE's money, Hatboro already is one of the coolest named 'burbs. Also Bala Cynwyd and Washington Crossing. Sayin'.

 

 

[] A prostitution transaction gone wrong left the (alleged) hooker with the (alleged) john's cell phone and the john with her shoe and sock. It also involved a muscled-up guy named Rodney. (Intelligencer)

 

   From the story:

 

...Authorities said the man, who lives on County Line Road, called an escort service that afternoon and agreed to pay $180 for sex with a “young” and “beautiful” “Chinese fortune cookie” supposedly named Myoshi.

A person he described as an “ugly Italian” woman who went by the name Joanie arrived at his home about 4:30 p.m., police said. ...she disappeared into a bathroom...When she emerged, she refused to progress with the particulars of the visit, but wouldn't return the cash, authorities said. ...“He said he'd been ripped off by escort services before, but this was the first time he reported it [to law enforcement] because his phone was stolen,” police said.

 

   This is a director away from being a remake of a 1980s porno film. The real comic gold, though, is in the comment that chides Upper Moreland by pointing out that apparently Bristol isn't the only 'burb with hookers.

 

 

[] The Bush Legacy Tour (the current POTUS, not the Gavin Rossdale-led band) will be at The National Constitution Center on Thursday. (Philebrity)
 
   

 

The mere concept is fucking insulting.

 

 

 

[]  Actress/Baseball Annie ALyssa Milano will be at Citizens Bank Park Thursday prior to the Phils-Cards 1:05 p.m.game to promote her TOUCH line of Major League Baseball licensed clothing for women. (Phillies.com)

 

    You need to buy a game ticket and Phils boyshorts a clothing item to meet her.