-         Bloomsday; Reading from the Joyce classic going on as we type/read at Rosenbach Library ‘til 7 p.m. Free

 

-         You should already know about the Mojito Olympics at Rum Bar (2005 Walnut St. Philadelphia) starts tonight (June 16) at 6 p.m. $8

 

-         Socrates Café hosted by artist Todd Marrone: A level-headed discussion of thoughts and philosophy (and no hookahs!). MilkBoy Acoustic Cafe (824 West Lancaster Ave. Bryn Mawr; 610.527.0690) at 7 p.m. Free.

 

-         Die Actor Die hosts the 2nd Annual Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia: (Flyer above). It is what it is, kids. Get there early: $2 Yards pints ‘til 8 p.m. at The Khyber (56 South 2nd St. Philadelphia; 215.238.5888) at 8 p.m. $5