News to Reuse (ev. ed.): In a string quartet? You might meet Megan Fox, new iPhone is cheaper and faster, tomatoes are evil

 

 


[ ]   Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen filming moves to the Philadelphia and Princeton areas this week. Apparently finding a little person to cast in the film with Megan Fox (hot, at right), Josh Duhamel (Hot if you like, like, guys) and Dwight Schrute wasn’t different enough...
        Now Heery Casting is looking for a string quartet to appear in the film. …
        About cars that turn into monsters.
        With Megan Fox. And a little person. And Schrute.
        We shit you not.
 
Excuse me Miss Fox, this is a Stradivarius cello that simply can not bear a scratch. May I borrow that sheet?
 
 
[ ]   Today at Apple’s Worldwide Developers Conference in San Francisco, CEO Steve Jobs announced a new version of the revolutionary iPhone will be available starting July 11. It will cost just $199. (Gizmodo)
 
        Related from Gizmodo:
-         If you bought an iPhone after May 27, you get a new one free.
-         What the AT& T data usage plans will be.
-         A test-ride.
-      It has a GPS. (NBC 10)
 
 
[ ]   Fearful of the ongoing salmonella outbreak, McDonald’s has stopped serving sliced tomatoes at its U.S. locations. (phillyBurbs via AP)
 
Bastards!!!! We need our lycopene. Also included: Giant Eagle, Taco Bell Corp., Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc and more. Somewhere Wawa is laughing its ass off.