News to reuse: Wed-nice-day, Jennifer Aniston and (NOT) Patrick Dempsey in Philly and thanks for the memoir-ies

 

 


[ ]   Dept. of How It Should Be: When it’s 3 degrees, or snowing, or raining or, like, MONDAY (as in two days ago Monday), weather is a central topic: School Closings! Floods! Traffic! Bread! Milk!.../sigh
         Well, it’s beautiful today: Eat lunch outside, take a walk, hold an outdoor staff meeting, whatev…Just do it..
 
 
[ ]   …of course, this nice weather- that sorta started building Tuesday afternoon - can lead to drunken merriment, which is OK, unless you are under 21, in which case it is against the law…. Even at a Phillies game…on Dollar Dog Night.
 
-         Police issued 91 citations for underage drinking around Citizens Bank Park Tuesday evening. (NBC 10)
 
-         DMac’s perspective: Kids will still drink; Natty Light < good. (WillDo)
 
-         phillyBurbs blogger Eric Gargiulo, who attended the game, lets out his inner Glenn Beck. (phillyBurbs)
 
 
[ ]   Philebrity’s skinny on Jen Aniston, here to film Marley & Me: She’s in town today with McDreamy (Nope: McSteamy says PhillyGossip) at the Bellevue. (Philebrity)…Look for first pictures at Philly Chit Chat.
 
 
[ ]   Police in Delaware are piecing together a rash of lawn ornament thefts (!) that include a cement lion and a plaster giraffe. (6ABC)
 
Some folks in Bucks County may want to take in their ornaments just in case.
 
 
[ ]  Phillymag (and, uh, SMITHmag.net!, which is, we dunno, Morrissey’s Web ‘zine?) have named the finalists of their Six-Word Memoir contest which challenged writers to come up with a six word memoir of their life in Philly. Winners will be chosen at Rittenhouse Barnes & Noble this Friday. (Daily Examiner)
 
Our favorites:
 
I can’t leave for some reason.
 
Because the fat elf deserved it.
 
There IS no 14th Street here.