Philly Sports Backwash: Orange & Black…and Blue and T.O. to make acting debut as Flav’s brother

 

 

[ ]  Uh, not sure you wanna know this, but the Flyers shoulda lost 5-2.


 
(Pic of Sid Crosby's first period Game Two no goal courtesy of Mondesi’s House)
 
While fans in Western Pa. are laughing at the Flyers misery, Angel has stepped up his blogging game to, at least, third line level. He gives decent analysis AND hammers Sidney Crosby’s ‘stache.
 
From the post:
 
… Our other defensemen stepped up and Hatcher played like 28 minutes – he’s probably still soaking in the hot tub. I think Jason Smith had his best game of the series last night – from Washington to now, it’s the best he’s played.
 
Randy Jones got like 26 minutes and our D played much better – they contained. The problem is, you shut down Malkin, and there’s Crosby. Crosby was really aggressive, super-strong taking the puck to the play. Although I’m a little sick and tired of seeing his Rico Sanchez porn mustache. He should really shave; it’s embarrassing. Hell of a player, but loses props for that….
 
 
[ ]   Former Hatboro-Horsham hoop star, and current Carolina Bobcat, Matt Carroll wants to play for new coach Larry Brown. (phillyBurbs)
 
 
[ ]   Former St. Joe’s Hawk, and current Magician Jameer Nelson pulls a guarantee out of his ass and says Orlando will beat Detroit in Game 5. (AP)
 
 
[ ]   Kissing Suzy Kolber has the continuing skinny on the Marvin Harrison case. (KSK)All kidding aside, it’s more insightful than Keith Russell. (WillDo)
 
 
[ ]   Former Eagles wide out Terrell Owens will make his acting debut on the Flavor Flav show Under One Roof where he will play Flav’s long-lost brother. (NBC 10)
From the story:
 
…Owens tries convincing Flav and sitcom sibling Kelly Perine that they're all brothers in hopes of getting them to invest in his Web site.
 
"I see dollar signs," Owens said in an interview with The Associated Press. "I'm trying to kind of smooth my way into the family, but Flav is not buying it. It's a lot of funny dialogue. It was a good time."
 
It might also be a first step toward a second career.
 
"If I'm going to really consider doing acting after football, this a great start to let me get my feet wet," Owens said. "For an actor trying to become an A-lister, I think I'm on the bottom of the pile. I'm a D-lister."…
 
File under: Dept. of We Couldn’t Make This Up