This sort of thing never happens to the Phillie Phanatic

 

 

Cincinnati Reds mascot "Mr. Redlegs," had a tough afternoon on Wednesday. (With Leather)

The Phanatic, meanwhile, is so damn good, that he WENT ON THE PHILS ROAD TRIP to Arizona. While there, he cavorted with the local ladies: Pictures here AND evidenced in the clip below (700 Level):