We couldn’t help but notice this clip on Philadelphia WillDo yesterday, which features the lovely and talented Dorothy Krysiuk of Fox29 mock butt slapping (via green screen) Shawn Hill, a New Jersey man who has become “the Philadelphia Flyers' unofficial Dancing Mascot” and - given the Flyers 2-1 lead in their Stanley Cup Playoff series against the Caps - a good luck charm. And then…

 

…we watched the Phils come-from-behind, did-Burrell-just-homer?, OMFG!-Jenkins RAN-THROUGH-THE-STOP-SIGN 4-3 win over the Astros last night.

    Please observe Mr. Ryan Howard’s actions after Jenkins scores the winning run below:

 

 

That’s right: BUTT SLAPPING.

Unfettered, unmitigated, unflappable man-on-man butt slapping.

 

As Philly EDGE sees it, Philadelphians can wait for years for a sports savior to come to these streets and perhaps one day carry the city to a long-awaited championship in one of the four major sports OR…

 

…we can get Mayor Michael Nutter into a harness lowered out of a helicopter on May 31, 2008 (which will mark 25 years since the last Philly championship) and have him SMACK William Penn’s metal ass until the titles start shaking loose.