[ ]   Chuck Norris responds to being on a hit list of a Pennsauken teen. (Inky)

 

 

[ ]   Mayor Nutter pisses in Harrisburg’s Cheerios: Signs city gun law bill. (Inky)

 

From the story:

 

 The five laws - called everything from unconstitutional to criminal by critics - do the following:

 

-         Limit handgun purchases to one a month.

-         Require lost or stolen firearms to be reported to police within 24 hours.

-         Prohibit individuals under protection-from-abuse orders from possessing guns if ordered by the court.

-         Allow removal of firearms from "persons posing a risk of imminent personal injury" to themselves or others.

-         Outlaw the possession and sale of certain assault weapons.

 

[ ]   A duo is targeting suburban librarians in a credit card theft ring. (Fox29)

[ ]   City cops will soon begin patrolling on Segways. (Inky)

 

 

[ ]    Philly EDGE Scrapple:

 

Music

-         Universal Music Group states that giving or throwing taway promotional CDs is “unauthorized distributions.” (Consumerist)

-         Comedian Artie Lange, who is scheduled to be at Rev. Bob Levy’s Comedy Club in Levittown next Friday, April 18, quit The Howard Stern Show yesterday. (phillyBurbs)

 

Sports

-         The Phils signed reliever Steve Kline to a minor league contract. (Phillies.com)