Endless Primary: Where is Chelsea at? and Bill Clinton is coming to Puck in Doylestown. Really.

 

 

[ ]  Controversy today as Chelsea Clinton is rumored to be heading to the Gayborhood, and isn’t coming…or going…or whatever.
 
Philebrity noted this flier; The Daily Examiner noted that they noted it and WillDo noted that Alli said “Grrrrr; It’s not happening.”
 
We know this: Chelsea gonna be at Cobre.
 
 
[ ]    Former President Bill Clinton will campaign for his wife, Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (N.Y.), at a $1000-a-plate dinner at Puck on April 13 at 7 p.m. (Intell blog) 
       For more info, contact the venue here.
 
 
The event will feature a performance by Sophie B. Hawkins.
(Holy fuck! Melissa Etheridge, Alanis Morissette, Jewel, Joan Osbourne, Paula Cole, Martika, Stacey Q was not available– Ed.)
 
It begins at 7 p.m. Tickets are $1,000 per person, or $2,300 if you want to attend a special VIP reception with the 42nd president.
 
    And, say, $3,500 if you want to have him play sax on the stage.
    Sheeiiit: Last year, dude could have entered our Open Mic Contest. If Philly EDGE could have ONLY one wish it would be for Bill to play with Ra Bone on Puck’s stage.

   One song.