News to reuse (evening ed.): You may drive normally by Wednesday and Fast Ed skips Las Salem to address the clusterfuck

 

 

[ ]  I-95 may re-open by Wednesday. It’s still closed.(Inky)
     Commuters are just now getting home and seeking a bottle of something very strong.
 
 
[ ]   The Bucks County woman charged with defacing St. Michael the Archangel church in Tullytown after allegedly introducing herself as a demon to the church’s pastor, ALSO allegedly carved the initials of some of her family members onto bullets she loaded into a gun she owned. (Courier Times)
      This does make Easter dinner, and dating, a bit more complicated for her.
 
 
 [ ]  Somehow Gov. Rendell passed on chicks in fishnet stockings who are helping turn Bensalem into the next Monte Carlo (the city, not the car) to look at the cracks on the bridge under I-95. He is set to be in Falls Wednesday just the same. (Courier Times blog)
       Slippin’, dude. Slippin’. Remember why we love you.