[ ]   Philly EDGE is not sure why you’d even consider going to the movies this weekend. Opening in theatres near you (as opposed to the recommended films here, which will prolly not be near you):

 

Doomsday: Like The Road Warrior without the Jew-hater.

 

Horton Hears a Who: Jim Carrey continues to morph into Jerry Lewis meets Robin Williams. We expect him to host a telethon for hirsute rehab patients any year now.

 

Never Back Down: Dude, just hold auditions for a fucking remake of The Karate Kid and be done with it. Ralph Macchio is not busy; Pat Morita, on the other hand, is dead.

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[ ] Drink. Everybody else is doin’ it.

 

-         Play Rock Band at Whiskey Tango in NE Philly tonight.

-         Hit the offensively-named Running of the Micks at Finnigan’s Wake in No. Libs at noon Saturday…

 

-         …or McPattyFest at McFadden’s.

 

-         There’s also another shot at the Erin Express in Philly tomorrow (March 15) at 12:30 p.m.

 

-         The Bunny Party at The Mag Bar in Southampton Saturday night.