[ ]   Pennsylvania Primary news

 

-         You can still register to vote (or change your party affiliation, even) in the Keystone State up to March 24. The primary is April 22,  ….Sayin’.

 

-         Sen. Hillary Clinton (D- NY), whose father was born in Scranton (as she just may mention once or a thousand fucking times in the next six weeks), MAY be making a visit to Northeastern Pennsylvania this weekend. (Times Leader)

 

-         President Bill Clinton – you might remember him as the person who actually has presidential experience (y’know: from his stint in the White House) – will be in Philly Friday. (Inky)

 

-         Local voters organizing on behalf of Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) really like chain-y coffee/sandwich cafes Panera and Cosi. (Barack Obama.com)

 

 

 

[ ]    A Bensalem (seriously, what is it this week?) man is being investigated in connection with what officials believe is an allegedly illegal betting site: bettheking.net. (Courier Times)

 

 

[ ]   A woman tipped off police who followed the lead by arresting two men in an alleged cocaine trafficking ring. (Courier Times)

 

     Police said Carlsen Barnett, 24, and Decarlo Moore, 29, both former Trenton residents, are members of a group called Mind on Money, which portrays itself as hip-hop musicians. But law enforcement officials believe the group is actually a cocaine trafficking organization. …

     Before his arraignment Barnett tried to convince officers to let him go, but was told he was probably going to prison.

 

     “I'm straight,” he responded. “[I'll] get a little oodles a noodles [tonight], play a little basketball tomorrow. Get me up in H block I'll be a'right.”

 

 

 

[ ]    Fields, streams and trees are laughing and dancing as suburban sprawl takes a kick in the nuts. (Intelligencer)

 

        Unfortunately there has been no noted decline in pretension, self-righteousness or narcissism among many asshole suburbanites.

 

 

[ ]    Gas prices, fine. Housing crunch, okay. Pizza prices going up. WTF? Somebody get me a stimulus. (Inky)