News to reuse: Teens keep on thugging, economy keeps failing and Booker calls in to Kidd Chris
Submitted by jstudent on Tue, 2008-02-26 13:16.
[ ] Teen-on-teen violence in the city follows in the footsteps of teen-on-SEPTA rider violence. (Daily News)…Meanwhile kids in the suburbs just want to attack your right to smoke. Huzzah! (Courier Times)
[ ] FCC is ready to stick net neutrality up Comcast’s ass. (AP via Philly.com)
[ ] Worst. Economy. Ever. (AP via phillyBurbs)
[ ] Salman Rushdie speaks at Widener and gets scared by the school’s security measures. (Daily Examiner via Daily News)
There are suicide bombers across the globe with a big hard-on for Rushdie’s scalp, and dude is scared of a few rifles and some dogs?
Oh- And, if you were married to Padma Lakshmi – and looked like Salman Rushdie – wouldn’t you find a reason to have her accompany you everywhere?
Rushdie: “Honey, I was actually thinking about going to the Wawa for a bag of Funyuns; can you come with?”
Really.
Or maybe wear a t-shirt with her picture on it. All. The.Time.
Or perhaps have her wear a nice white foam hat on Top Chef that says ‘Salman’s Babe’ in cool script letters.
[ ] Alycia Lane starts saber-rattling toward CBS3. (Inky) Meanwhile…
[ ] …her boyfriend, Q-102 morning guy Chris Booker, talked on The Kidd Chris Show on WYSP-FM (94.1) just before 10 this morning about a potential Alycia appearance on the Kidd show.
Oh, and Howard Stern likes Alycia’s “titties.” (PhillyGossip via WillDo)
