[ ]   Snow is blanketing the region. (Burlington County Times)

 

       Damn, I was really hoping for snow to start to afghan by now.

     

        The roundup:

       6ABC, NBC 10, CBS3, Fox29 and The Philly Weather Gods

 

 

[ ]    Demons still on the loose in Bucks. Inky gets in on the act. (Inky)

 

         Demons reportedly will not talk to the press until they get The Investigators.

         (UPDATE: Police have someone in custody. (phillyBurbs))

 

 

[ ]     Misty Cooper, an alleged former sex partner of Angelina Jolie’s, tells a tale of their dalliance. (WWTDD)

         

 

[ ]     Norriswood? Oscar, please... New Philly.com bizcast has more details about a studio planned for the MontCo seat. (Philly.com)

 

        Sure hope somebody’s writing lots of scripts about squalor.

 

 

[ ]     Jennifer Lopez had twins. (Yahoo via AP)

       

         For those of you who do not remember her, she’s the 2000s version of Paula Abdul that married that guy. (No, not this guy; this guy.)

 

 

[ ]   Boaters wanting to launch their dinghy at Tullytown’s Franklin Cove will need to wait longer…like, until the nearby, big effing smelly landfill fills up. (Courier Times)

 

From the story:

 

An agreement signed between Waste Management and Tullytown in 2003 provides for the deed transfer only after the landfill is full. And while it may finally allow for access to the river, not everyone is eager to see the landfill close.

 …

Tullytown receives millions of dollars in tipping fees as host to the landfill. The borough is sitting on a $30 million nest egg from trash tipping fees, and the annual “gift” to all property owners swelled to $5,000 in December.

 

         Waste Management and Tullytown Borough did not say if they would have Ted Lange, Bernie Koppel or Dawn Wells and Tina Louise at the eventual opening of the boating area, though we figure Yardley’s Jill Whelan is a gimmie.