Music news: Best. Band. Logos. Ever. And reading about music is like dancing to Foreigner near Gene Simmons’ dick

 

 

[ ]   With four hours left ‘til show time, it’s worth mentioning that as of a few seconds ago, there were seats available for the Foos show tonight. (Impresario)
 
 

[ ]    Spinner.com has created a bullshit arbitrary list of what the site terms are the 25 Best Band Logos of all time. It’s worth a look just so you can get from 25 to 1 and comment… “WTF?  No Winger?” (Spinner)
 
 
[ ]     Plenty of literary buzz over Rock On: An Office Power Ballad, the new book from McSweeney's guy Dan Kennedy, who delivers a satirical, factual account of the fall of the music industry as seen from his former job at Atlantic Records.
         More on it here. (USA TODAY)
 
 
[ ]    Bon Jovi is asking fans to create and submit videos showing why they love their towns. Winning videos will be shown during the band’s Lost Highway tour, which has two dates at the Wachovia Center Mar. 2 and 3.
       Fans can enter at bonjovilovesmytown.com.
 
 
[ ]    One video Bon Jovi won’t be showing is the sex tape of a man who is allegedly Gene Simmons of Kiss. On said tape, your dad a man who looks like Gene is seen poking a pony-tailed blonde. (Rolling Stone via phillyBurbs)
       And, while that concept is pretty fucking horrifying enough, the couple in the video screws to “I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner.
      
        Seriously… not “Love Gun” or at least “Detroit Rock City”?