News to reuse (special StormWatch edition): ‘Whoomp! There snow is!’, and Cecily Tynan reportedly looks great naked

 

 

[ ]    Ah, the joys of good timing: Right when winter readies a double-barreled blast (today and Friday), Doug “The Snow Stud” Kammerer joins CBS3’s weather department as a tag-team with Kathy Orr. That’s right, weather is so goddamned important to Philadelphians that it now takes two people to cover it.

       So far this week, the station has used Kammerer’s forecasting talents deftly. Check this snippet of his report on shrinkage the Polar Bear Plunge at Sea Isle City:

 
      And on Monday, the folks at Jack Frost Big Boulder seemingly used a military-trained sniper to shoot out a pole from an unsuspecting skier so that Kammerer could assist in a ski rescue operation.
      Be sure to tune in tonight for video of McWeathery helping seniors fight for the last loaf of bread/quart of milk at the Acme this afternoon.
 
 
[ ]    Real weather geeks know when it snows in Philly, it falls here first. (PhillyWeather)
 
 
[ ]     Hurricane and the folks at NBC10 will have none of the hype. It’s a ‘dusting’…tell that bitch to chill!
 
 
[ ]     Bolaris busts out the telestrator on the storm. Pretty awesome. (Fox29)
 
 
[ ]  6ABC’s weather team has a solid, hype-free forecast as well. Their Web team, however, wants you to know that this storm is dangerous (dun, dun, dun).
    
Editor’s Note: It is simply impossible for Philly EDGE to watch 6ABC’s Cecily Tynan without recalling a strange conversation at the Great American Pub in Conshohocken in May 2006 during which a woman, who claimed to be a member of the same gym as Ms. Tynan, started slowly and erotically describing in great, minute detail just how good Cecily looked while naked (the woman had noticed this while she and Tynan were in the locker room together).
      Thing was - we never asked.