News to reuse: Local man finds Jesus in a tree and a Philly high school prank allows you to insert your own cock joke here
Submitted by jstudent on Mon, 2008-02-11 13:27.
[ ] Blinding snow squalls caused a 68-car wreck near Hazleton, Pa. Sunday (Times Leader)
Go figure; we thought having a ‘white out’ would not be an issue in Hazleton.
[ ] It’s cold. (Philly Weather)
[ ] A Levittown church is vandalized... (Courier Times)…but a local man finds a Jesus-like “discoloration” in a tree. And tries to sell it on eBay. (Courier Times)
From the story:
“It was such an adrenaline rush to look on it. It was a feeling of awe.”
As beautiful as it is, furniture maker Craig O'Connor said he's already tried to sell the log.
“I tried to sell it on eBay, but the best offer I got was $500,” he said. “That cheese sandwich sold for $28,000. I think this log is worth as much.”
He giveth and he taketh away…and he sure appreciates your faith being awed enough to sell his likeness like a lock of Britney’s hair or a stack of old Playboys, douche bag.
[ ] When we saw Cooking up the world's largest sausage patty, and we thought maybe it was a story about Wing Bowl, but then we reread it slower… Still, it goes down in Guinness. (The Intelligencer)
