News to reuse: The phone menace, Jersey newsapaloosa and see ya, Mitt

 

 

[ ]    Phones are bad news.
 
-         Montgomery County authorities arrested a woman who made prank phone calls intended to seem that they were coming from inside the residences she was calling. (NBC 10)
             And there’s a website that helped her do it, hoorah!
 
-         A Bucks woman with multiple sclerosis who died in a fire last month was apparently put on hold when she called 911 to say …that she was trapped in a fire. (The Intelligencer)
 
-         The MySpace generation continues to try to grow up too fast: underage girls at a Chester County school allegedly sent naked pics of themselves via cell phone cameras. (CBS3)
Anyone link this with the Miley Cyrus pics that were released a few weeks back?
 
 
[ ]    Maybe we’ll call it News Jersey today.
 
-         In anticipation of a prolonged fight to raise tolls on roads (which people really can’t drive on), a radio show wants pigs to fly over the Jersey statehouse. Or something. (CBS 3)
How about ditching the jug handles and the fucking circles? We’d pay for that.
 
-         Sports betting in Atlantic City is one step closer. (Inky)
      Guys who run those ‘buy-a-block’ Super Bowl things are really bummed they
      don’t have a lobbying group.
 
-         A BurlCo. teacher’s aide is accused of having a sexual relationship with an underage student. (BCT)
Jesus Christ, doesn’t anybody just sleep with a co-worker anymore?
 
 
[ ]     Mitt Romney suspends his campaign for the Republican nomination, but not before   
 
         Somewhere Presidents Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt cringe.
        "Dudes, nothing gold can stay," says President Kennedy.