[ ]    An alleged UFO, perhaps filled with aliens shocked to learn that yet another chain restaurant has closed in the Bucks suburbs, was called into Falls police Friday. (Courier Times)

 

 

 

[ ]    Middletown resident decides on Wing Bowl gimmick; eats 120 wings and a cheesesteak in a half-hour. (Courier Times)

 

 

 

[ ]    So many people get married in Hatboro that they can buy a moon bounce! (The Intelligencer)

 

 

[ ]    Philly police discover a racist poster inside a cop’s locker. (Daily News)