Though there was no Eagles news to talk about yesterday, the Philly sports world was abuzz over the post-game video of Cowboy Terrell Owens' Tender Moment ^TM defending "(his) quarterback." Owens was media-averse in advance of the game, unless, as the fine folks at With Leather put it

"...the media had blonde hair and a nice ass.  Lucky for TV Azteca's Ines Sainz, she fit those qualifications like a... uh... tight... pair of jeans.  Wow, her ass has some kind of gravitational power over my ability to write metaphors.  I don't see that every day."

This is better than the crying video. Way better.:

With Leather: Girl, your ass is like an onion: it brings a tear to my eye.