Perhaps local TV personalities have a singular, Sith-like existentialism...

Yesterday, Alycia Lane goes bye-bye; today, John Bolaris returns^1, but this time on Fox 29. His debut is set for 5 p.m.

Philadelphians apparently remember Bolaris...

a- from NBC 10.

a- as 'The Guy Who Said It Would Snow...Lots. Once' ²

b- as a legendary cocksman in his day.

Fwiw- not a bad rep to carry.

Watch Bolaris:

a- get all happy-ass about Philly.

b- say farewell on NBC 10: Part 1 and 2.

Michael Klein, seizing on the media opp, has already hinted that Bolaris and Kerri-Lee Halkett are getting cozy.

Bolaris replaces Peter North (or maybe it was this guy³), who briefly suspended his career in adult films because of his love for weather.

Notes:

1- You know JB has to be a little pissed at this whole Alycia situation pissing on his calfskin shoes at the urinal AND the Nicest. January. Day. Ever.

2- It did not.

3- Rob is a fine forecaster who should totally have a nice headshot on his own weather blog. Sheesh.