A sure sign of the apocalypse...

 
This is incredibly interesting (to Philly EDGE, anyway)…
 Doylestown (and next week, Newtown) are hosting Midnight Magic events during which stores in the reserved, conservative and sometimes soul-crushingly restrictive towns will stay open as late as midnight. (gasp! – “Henry! That’s after the late news!”)
No word as to where the villagers will be handing out pamphlets teaching the unlearned “How to Properly Sneer At and Pass Judgment On‘ folks who might stay out even later than midnight…and do so every week in the active Bucks bar community we heart so much.