Remember those annoying S.A.T. analogy questions? Uuugh.
Well, just like the now-disenfranchised Eagles wideout uses his agent to
communicate (NBC 10) his message, apparently God (The Real One, not Clapton) may have speed-dialed Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson to let him know that He may piss all over Dover, PA.
(Some people may note that he has already peed all over Dover, DE -BTW)
In this CNN report , PR warns the townsfolk, who on Tuesday voted out the school board members responsible for introducing the “intelligent design” curriculum in the Dover school district, that “if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."
Neither Philly EDGE nor Roberston received comment from God as to whether or not He was happy that PA state legislators may repeal their pay raise, whether He liked the new Dave & Buster’s at Franklin Mills Mall or whether the Eagles would be doomed to walk the Earth for 2,000 years after casting out T.O. earlier this week.