The plot keywords found on the Internet Movie Database aren't there just to help people remember the title of that one movie where the guy in the headband kisses his thumb (it's Megaforce, if anyone out there actually cares) they're also there in order to make mediocre movies sound a hell of a lot more interesting then they have any right to be. Below are just a few faintly offputting examples of what can be found on the IMDB. Enjoy!

The Film: The Pest

The Keywords:  Fake Blindness/ Fart/ Vomit/ Desert Eagle

The Film: The Shaggy Dog (2006)

The Keywords: Sheepdog/Surfing/Frisbee/Hypodermic/Mutation

The Film: Four Rooms

The Keywords: Corpse/Incest/Hostage/Party Hat

The Film: Krippendorf's Tribe

The Keywords: Circumcision Ritual/Monkey/Kids and Family

The Film: The Butterfly Effect

The Keywords: Prison Rape/Dead Dog/Child Pornography/Gay Slur/Breasts/ Prosthetic Limb/Twist In The End

The Film: Just Like Heaven

The Keywords: Death/Loneliness/Car Accident/ Romantic Comedy

The Film: A Sound of Thunder

The Keywords: Falling Tree/Hologram/Jump From Height/Babe Scientist/Independent Film

The Film: Best Defense

The Keywords: Incompetence/Adultery/Astronaut/Christmas

The Film: Ultra Violet

The Keywords: Disease/Infection/Biological Warfare/Forced Abortion/Exploding Helicopter/Thick Accent/Wig

The Film: Tomcats

The Keywords: Masturbation Scene/Testicular Cancer/Fake Breasts/Loud Shirt/Walnut

The Film: Jetsons: The Movie

The Keywords: Slavedriver/The Jetsons