Against all logic and sanity Epic Movie managed to be the number one movie in America this week. The film has already proven to be so popular that writers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have already written the follow-up. Entitled Parody Movie the film promises to poke spoofilicious fun at parody movies. Will it manage to be funnier than their last two misfires? Judge for yourself with these excerpts below...

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 Tud Straker: What do you mean the pilot shit himself to death? Surely..(he pauses briefly to fart in a bucket)...you can't be serious.

 Lt. Frink Duuduu: I am serious and don't call me...(suddenly Borat and Austin Powers force their way into the cockpit. They swiftly punch Tud and Frink in the testicles)

 Tud and Frink: Urghh! (they vomit on each other and flash a thumbs up at the camera shortly before falling backwards into an enormous puddle of urine.)

 Borat: (to Austin) High five!

 Austin Powers: I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance...baby!

 Borat: Nice! Let us dance! (Borat and Austin Powers then breakdance to Fergilicious for the next ten minutes.)

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 Carmen Electra: Oh no! That Airplane! (she winks) is about to crash into that Top Secret! (she winks with both eyes) building and I'm Naked (she coughs out the word gun, jiggles her breasts and then makes out with a dog in a Sherlock Holmes hat).

 Pizme A. Rivers: Don't worry! I'll stop it! (Pizme jumps on a motorcycle. We then cut to that one scene from Top Secret! where Val Kilmer jumps his motorcycle over a long line of buses. However, the original audio is now replaced with the sound of Andy Milonakis loudly screaming, "Vroom Vroom I'm a gay motorcycle." Cut back to Pizme who is struck mid air by the airplane. Both explode in a flaming ball of urine, diarrhea, semen and testicles.)

 Carmen Electra: Dayum! (she vomits up a midget dressed as the puppet from Saw)

 Saw Midget: It's crumbelievable! (he is in turn eaten by Rosie O'Donnell)

 Rosie O'Donnell: Head On: Apply directly to the forehead! (Rosie is then stabbed by Donald Trump's hilarious hairdo).

 Donald Trump's Hilarious Hairdo: Get R Done!

                                                                                        Cut to:

                        A theatre full of quasi-retarded 14 year olds  shitting themselves with laughter.

                                                                                      Roll Credits.

 Fans of Parody Movie might be interested in also checking out Friedberg and Seltzer's other upcoming projects including: Sci-Fi Movie, Oscar Movie, Film Movie, Porno Movie, Musical Movie, The Life of David Gale Movie, Anti-Semitic Movie, Low Budget Movie, Hastily Written Movie, Ill-Advised Movie, Not Nearly As Funny as Scary Movie and Horror Movie.