In case you've been forced to attend a Halloween weekend party and don't want to be the 100th person to walk in with plastic teeth and a friggin' cape, here are two last-minute Philly-flavored costume ideas for you.

For the guys:
Naked Zorro- All you need is a mask, a cape and some Chuck Taylors to pull off this Doylestown antihero costume. No teeth, no sword, no clothes necessary.

For the gals:
Lil' Kim- Take a few empty paper towel rolls and bind them together ala prison bars, then past something over one of your nipples...and voila.

...or you can not show up and say you went as the Eagles' running game, a SEPTA worker, etc.

For more ideas, and info about ALL things Halloween, click over to the monster-sized phillyBurbs.com site.