Next month America's overexposed sweetheart Jennifer Aniston will be appearing in one of this summer's least anticipated films The Break Up. In honor of this unmomentous occasion Cinema Bizarro's Mike Sullivan will be giving one lucky Philly Edge reader a copy of Aniston's first and best film "Leprechaun" on DVD!

Here are the rules:

- In 200 words or less describe what will happen to Aniston's career after "The Break Up" inevitably tanks at the box office. Will it shrivel up and die? Soar like an eagle? Stab Vince Vaughn in a very public place? Tell Mike and you'll not only win a DVD worth literally tens of dollars but you'll also get a warm and hearty shout-out in an upcoming issue of Philly Edge!

- All entries must be submitted before June 2 2006

- Also if you can't come up with a clever story about Aniston's career, Mike will also accept vicious hate mail. However, He insists that all incoherent rants about him being a "gay fag homo" must, in some way or another, be related to Aniston or her career (For Example: "hEy Shitthed! wen i Find u ur gona be dedder tehn Rachels carrer)

Send all entries to doorleak@mail.com and maybe just maybe Leprechaun could be yours!