Doug referred to his bad sex more as bad “omen” sex.

“About two months before my relationship ended, I was right in the middle of going at her doggie-style; I lost my erection. I realized I just didn’t want to be there anymore, so I weakly faked an orgasm and went to sleep.”

 

Rebecca told me about Jeremy Blow-n-Go, a young guy she picked up at a bar and made out with in his car. When she took him home and they got naked, she gave him a really long blow job and as soon as he came, he went.

She actually went out with him again after he left her high and dry, but since he was living at his parent’s house, he freaked out about any noise.

“When he requested that I sneak out the window, I got dressed, opened his bedroom door… and marched out of the house. As I was slamming the door behind me, I heard an old lady’s voice, ‘Jeremy, is that you?’”

Lisa, was traveling in Bolivia when she slept with this amazing Spanish guy.

“He was seemingly great in bed--tons of foreplay, he was good at giving head, very passionate, etc. so I was quite surprised when he sucked at the fucking part. He had a really small penis and came pretty much immediately after we started having sex. I was utterly disappointed and shocked…How could the hottest guy I had ever slept with SUCK AT THE FUCKING PART OF FUCKING?

Alas, I slept with him again two times and the same story.”