I am still waiting for US Supreme Court (and now Chief Justice) nominee John Roberts to swear to Congress that he has never taken steroids.

Yahoo News offers this tidbit of info...
WASHINGTON - Chief Justice nominee John Roberts said Wednesday that the law, not his own personal views, would be his guide in deciding right-to-die cases that might come before the Supreme Court.

Whew! Thank God he feels the law should decide cases.
The other options were :
- looking at some tea leaves
- liver divination
- a Magic 8-Ball.

You get the feeling that if/when he's confirmed, he'll be correcting people who say Justice Roberts by saying Chief Justice Roberts.. just like Peter Sellers did in those Pink Panther films.

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