>>>   First, Playboy is openly recruiting for Playmates via YouTube… (ValleyWag)...Yeah.

Now, YOU CAN’T BE NAKED on YouTube, so those wishing to enter the contest and follow in the lingerie-dropping steps of Philly-area residents Shannon James, Lindsey Vuolo and Jennifer Leigh (who is in the May 2008 issue which is still on newsstands), need to follow this (SFW) tutorial.

 

 

Four women will be selected. Winners receive tickets to Hollywood where they will be photographed nude, get to visit the Mansion, prolly meet Hef, etc. and eventually be (uncomfortably) recognized, and masturbated to,  by  complete strangers for a month or more. 

 

 

>>>  Secondly, Playboy is also holding a casting call for pictures of women who currently work at locations of Olive Garden, the oft-suburban-placed Italian food chain restaurant which, despite its decidedly unspectacular culinary offerings, always has a waiting list and a legion of lemming-like “That’s my favorite place…” fans. (Ed. Note to Suburban Folk: This is one reason why people in the city hate us. American Idol is another.)   Interested female Olive Garden hotties can apply here. (Link is work-safe)