News to reuse: Demons and pigs on the loose in Bucks; goats: not so much anymore
Submitted by jstudent on Wed, 2008-02-20 14:53.
[ ] A BucksCo priest said self-described “demons” introduced themselves to him just prior to the parish being vandalized. (Courier Times)
Now if someone would have just made a bid on that nice Tree Jesus, this might have all been avoided…seriously though, between both the nearby alleged asbestos site and the WM landfill, a couple punk-ass demons seem like not a lot to worry about.
[ ] Kellogg the Goat was found after being lost for10 days. And there’s video. (Courier Times)
[ ] No word on the whereabouts of Mirabelle, the missing Warwick pig, though. Her owner has raised the reward for her return to $1000. (Morning Call)
And free tickets. (WillDo)
Somewhere in Levittown two demons are crossing goat cheese off the menu of their planned Pig Roast Fundraiser and Séance.
[ ] Thug youths are attacking people on SEPTA trains. (NBC10 via Philebrity)
[ ] Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and Sen. John McCain (R-Az.) each scored wins in presidential primaries yesterday. (AP via phillyBurbs)
Local Democrats in search of some hot phone lovin’ have to hope and pray that this is still a race for the Pa. primary April 22. …Why?
Because, according to a story in Tuesday’s USA TODAY, actress Scarlett Johansson is making campaign phone calls for Sen. Obama.
From the story, which practically pleads for a lipstick lesbian tickle fight between Johansson and her The Other Boleyn Girl co-star Natalie Portman…
Johansson, meanwhile, is dating actor Ryan Reynolds but has been busy cheerleading for the other man in her life, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama. She has been campaigning for him in Minnesota and plans to continue stumping for him.
… "To make cold calls and after a whole day of being rejected, rejected, rejected, to finally get one caller who didn't know the primary was today. And have them go at the end, 'Where's my precinct location?' It's a real sense of accomplishment."
Hint to Scarlett: If you start with a breathy “Hi, this is Scarlett Johansson …” giggle for a second and then say “Sorry, I’ve been getting rejected a lot today (use mock-sad voice)” most guys will agree to vote for Obama even if you say that part of his platform is to make Ted Kaczynski the next Postmaster General.
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