Further proof that you don’t have to be in Appalachia to act Appalachian:

 

[ ]   A celebrity pig is missing in Warwick:

 

Mirabelle (the pig) gained local fame after news articles about the farm and its special spa treatments for hogs appeared in the Courier Times and local television networks. Recently, she was called to a pep rally at a local high school, owner Susan Magidson said. …

(Courier Times)

 

 

[ ]   Nursing home residents who didn’t expect to stay awake to see Jones-Trinidad were not disappointed when…

… tranquility was broken Saturday morning when a brawl between a top administrator and an assistant nurse was broadcast throughout the complex on the public address system. (Intelligencer)

 

 

[ ] In Hatboro, perhaps it was Cleavon Little Day Jan. 13 or something…

 

A Hatboro man threatened two people with a gun after they complained about him urinating on their apartments steps, police said. (Intelligencer)

 

 

And, to wit, we think that James Carville can, frankly, GO FUCK HIMSELF.