A quick scan of Philly blogs provides significant warning that Parking Wars, the new Philly-based show debuting tonight at 10 p.m. (ET) on A&E, will suck.

From Pat Berkery at pBurbs:

"These mooks make the “Reno 911″ squad look like Scotland Yard’s best men.

A&E apparently now stands for Asses & Elbows. "

From Philebrity:

"Last night, we sat down and watched a whole rack of clips from A&E’s Parking Wars, which debuts tonight at 10pm. And we will not hesitate to tell you: It fucking sucked. "

From the Inky's Jonathan Storm:

"Parking Wars goes behind the scenes at the Philadelphia Parking Authority, which obviously thought it could humanize the sadists who send us into the three stages of parking hell: the ticket, the boot and, finally, the impound lot."

...sigh...

Instead of watching that shit, why not head to Landmark Americana (1 East West St. Glassboro, NJ) for the WIP Wing-Bowl Wing-off tonight. Eating starts at 8 p.m.