Join the Philly Edge street team!

This involves picking up papers in Levittown or Horsham every WEDNESDAY and delivering to local stores between the hours of 10 – 4. We’re talking one day a week here…or a six day weekend every week!

We need people with energy and enthusiasm, since this is a combination of promotion and distribution work. Also people with dependable wheels (or we’ll consider cars with dependable people!).

What we offer is low stress delivery work, no collections, a guaranteed delivery fee paid each week, and free t-shirts.

For more information call Bob at 215-269-5054 or email phillyedge@yahoo.com

MOST PATHETIC NAME FOR AN NFL PLAYER, OR FOR ANY HUMAN BEING FOR THAT MATTER:
Alge Crumpler. What were his parents thinking? OK they were stuck with Crumpler, but then they tack on Alge?? No wonder this guy made it to the NFL, he had to have been enduring daily fistfights from kindergarten on. He and his brother, Fungus.

MOST HORRIFIC SHAPED HEAD:
Tra Thomas. Man, we are truly sorry. And a bit frightened.

MOST INANE UTTERANCE BY A BROADCASTER:
John Madden: "That's why Michael Vick is Michael Vick." Thank God he is not Tom Brady.

RUNNERUP FOR MOST INANE UTTERANCE:
John M

Again and again, we hear people weighing in from their middle class comfort with the opionion that it's OK to loot water and food, but not hard goods. Special enmity is reserved for those who choose to loot electronic equipment. Let me tell you, the scene in New Orleans amounts to bad science fiction. If any one of us was plucked from suburbia and set down in the middle of N'awlins about now, past the 72 hour mark since our last decent meal, we would have a whole different mindset. It's called survival. You may need that TV later just to barter for a bottle of water. Will anybody take this Ipod for a granola bar?

We are almost certain that last night a friend called and asked us to see Leon Russell perform at the Stockton Inn on Labor Day weekend. But in the cold light of day we now have to ask...did this happen, or is it just some twisted 70's flashback? Leon Russell? At the Stockton Inn? What's next...Heart at Odette's? Donna Summer at the Morrisville Tavern? If anyone has the scoop on Leon Russell let us know!

Has anyone tried this place? We had an outstanding lunch there. Try the mango chicken salad.

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